MUST READ:: 10 reasons why single mothers are so great in bed

Why single mothers are so great in bed – There are plenty of things single mums have mastered the art of – multi-tasking, compromise and patience to name a few. But it’s not just the ability to breathe deeply and count to ten that they rock at.

When it comes to s-ex, single mums have got it going on – and it’s got nothing to do with gratitude.

1. Body confidence

When you’ve pushed a human being out of your vagina, suddenly something like a 3-inch stretch mark carries less significance. Trust me on this one, you don’t want more detail.

2. Appreciation

There’s nothing like Peppa Pig on loop for the last 36 months and daily conversations about the pros and cons of a roller-skating disco party to encourage gentle enquiries about the availability of beds at your local mental health hospital.

If you want your date to cry with joy for just leaving the house, date a single mum – thankful for a parking ticket if it means they can have a conversation with another adult about something other than Disneyland, can you imagine what they’re like in the sack.

3. Hot sex and lots of it

Your date gets out once a month and has a babysitter until 10.30pm. Cinema? Art gallery? Walk along the Thames? LOL.

4. No small talk

And if she’s lucky enough to have a free evening, not only will you get the reverse cowgirl instead of a stroll through Richmond park but you’ll also get the pleasure of some serious zeds after.

If you think you’ve mastered the art of dozing off after a shag, try three nights of unbroken sleep in the last four years.

Let the snooze off begin.

 

5. Condoms

If there is one thing guaranteed to make a woman stringent about birth control, it’s solo child rearing.

The only unexpected surprise she wants from you is the ability to get it up again 10 minutes after your last orgasm.

6. Wet wipes

Always in a single mum’s handbag. Handy.

7. Biological clocks

Tick, tick, tick. Is the scary sound you will not be hearing from your single mum girlfriend after two months of dating. Been there, done it… now where were we, ah yes – orgasms.

 

8. They know what they want

When time is precious and adult interaction scarce, suddenly getting things right first time matters a lot.

Forget fumbling s-ex and not knowing what’s working or not – single mums spell it out.

And without the luxury of Sunday lie-ins and seven day-a-week shag options, single mums make sure it counts – and rarely get headaches.

9. Role play

Spending the majority of her waking life barking orders, when it comes to role play in the bedroom, single mums have it wrapped up. You’ve been a bad boy, straight to bed with no supper! Ya hear me.

10. But know how to cuddle like a pro too

Just don’t ask for milk.

LADIES: 16 unusual male body parts women love – Yes, you never knew this!

Different women find different things sexy about the opposite s-ex – and it’s not as always as straighforward as a “nice body” or “tall, dark, and handsome.” We polled ladies on the Internet to see what unusual physical attributes about a man gets their hearts pumping and their cheeks blushing. Here’s what they said:

1. Your teeth.

“I love guys with crooked teeth especially ones who smile a lot! So many people have had their teeth straightened, capped and whitened to the point where they look completely unreal. Their smiles have lost all uniqueness. I think smiling with a mouth full of crooked teeth exudes confidence, and that’s just downright sexy.” 

2. Your forearms.

“I love forearms with a lot of veins popping out. I don’t need a lot of muscle … Just those throbbing little veins.”

“So I’m not the only one who has a thing for forearms? Nice. My forearm fascination dates back to my days of crushing on volleyball players in highschool. (I played volleyball too.) Volleyball players have crazy developed forearms because of spiking, serving, etc. So sexy!” 

3. Your hands.

“I like strong, sturdy hands on a man, the kind that look like they’d know what to do with a hammer and nail. I love feeling like I’m with someone who can take control of any situation, and has the strength and ability to back up their words.”

“When I’m on a date, I look at a guy’s hands. If they’re small and skinny, it’s an automatic turn off. If I can’t imagine them grabbing my hair with those hands and kissing me … can’t do it. And yes, I sometimes imagine a wedding ring on their left hand if I’m really into them.”

 

4. Your ears.

“Clean ears. I cannot handle dirty ears. I don’t care how strong his hands are, I will run like hell from a man with nasty ears.”

“I once dated this guy who had really good ears. I know that’s such a weird observation but it made me want to whisper things to him all the time just to get close to them…”

5. Your chest hair.

“My boyfriend‘s chest hair is cozy and soft. It’s like a pillow and my head fits perfectly there when I need a nap, and his burl catches some of my drool. And when he wears a deep-V and some of his chest hair shows = SO HOT. I can’t with these smooth-chested pretty boys. I’m into men’s men. (And naps, if you can’t tell.)”

“I might be in the minority, but I like manly men with body hair. Not like werewolf status but no waxed backs, please!”

“His body hair. I go batshit for dark hair on a man’s hands and arms, especially. And gawd forbid they have a long-sleeved shirt on with the sleeves rolled up. I may or may not have attempted to hump an arm once or thrice in my life.”

6. The combination of blue eyes and dark hair.

“Think Robbie Williams. There’s something about the contrast between light eyes and dark hair that gets me going. It’s a type of perfection that God has clearly bestowed only the finest of male species.”

7. Your jawline.

“Give me a chiseled jawline or give me death. It evokes a Greek statue and who can argue with that comparison?”

“I love profiles! The first time I saw my husband, he was in profile and I was like, “whoooooooo is that!”

8. Your “V”.

“The divot between hip bone and belly that slopes down into the nether regions = yum.”

9. The nape of your neck.

“The nape of the neck. Beautiful: a cleaned up hairline back there and a lovely shape. Awful: Nasty hairline and, well, a hot mess of shape.”

10. Your freckles. 

“A series of freckles (not overly freckled) or birthmark, etc. that’s subtle enough I can be the one to get to know it intimately.”

11. Your soft pe-nis. 

“Though I have to be on intimate terms already, I am the odd woman who finds the package – even in its relaxed state – to be a turn-on, though it has to be well-proportioned and (sorry, guys) impressive in its promise.”

12. Your muscular back.

“Defined shoulders and those dimples above the butt are a delicious plus.”

13. Your chubbiness.

“I have a thing for chubby guys. I don’t know why, but I love a man with a little extra meat on his bones! Maybe because then I don’t have to worry about having a little more on me either?”

14. The lines around your eyes. 

“Like the Lucinda Williams song.”

“Smile/laugh lines. Seeing those eye crinkles and curves at the side of the mouth mean this guy gets that life is best with laughs.”

15. Your nails.

“Not manicured nails by any stretch but no straggly cuticles or jagged nails, just clean and well kept!”

16. Your calf muscles.

“Having strong, but slim, defined calf muscles – yes, I know this is really weird but it’s sexy and tells a lot about a guy’s fitness style or sports they play.”

 

Dating mistakes every woman makes and should avoid in her 20s

The biggest no-no’s all twenty-something’s are guilty of .. in GIFs. Whether you’re kissing too many frogs at the bar, dating too many Mr. Wrongs, or searching too hard for Mr. Right, these top dating mistakes are crimes all women in their 20s have committed.

Laugh, cry, and try not to grimace to hard as we roll through the biggest no-no’s all twenty-something’s are guilty of.

 

1. Telling Yourself That Kissing a Rando At The Bar Isn’t Really Cheating

Spoiler alert: It make take a while for karma to come full circle, but when the other shoe drops you’ll learn that kissing (even when you’ve had a few too many or are just really, really into that Beyonce song playing during last call), is totally cheating..

2. Putting Too Much Pressure On A Relationship

Rome wasn’t built in a day … and neither was your future. Stop trying to make every guy you meet into “The One.” Stop thinking about said One because chances are, there’s going to be a helluva lot of them: the one that made you stronger; the one that made you more independent; the one that taught you how to do that thing with your tongue … and so on and so forth. You have time to figure out whom you’re going to spend forever with. Right now, just figure out how to afford rent and happy hour.

3. Judging a Book By Its Cover

The guy in the bar with the mullet and the avocado tattoo? Well, you don’t know it right now, but he’s going to your first everything — and hell, maybe your last everything, too, if you’d only wipe that judgmental scowl off your face. Once you open your mind you’re going to be surprised just how beautiful (and weird) that guy is. Do yourself a favor: surprise yourself.

4. Not Standing Up For Yourself

If I knew then what I knew now, golly, I would slap myself silly. Let ‘em hear you roar. Chivalry may be dead and sometimes you fall into the Betty Draper role of your relationship every now and again, but here’s the deal: in love (and in life), no one is going to stand up for you more than you can stand up for yourself. So pay the damn bill, if you want!

 

5. Being Afraid

Sitting back and hoping Ryan Gosling will walk into bar you’re desperately hiding in? As much as I want to say it could happen, it won’t. It’s way easier said than done but here’s a tip: Stop. Being. So. Afraid. Be vulnerable. Take chances. Say ‘I love you‘ even if you’re not sure he’ll say it back. Say ‘no’ to sex. Say ‘yes’ to that blind date. Keep moving as far away from your shell as possible.

6. Moping Every Time It Doesn’t Work Out

Girl, pick yourself up off that couch and step away from the Slow-Churned ice cream. It gets better, promise.

7. Stringing Someone Along … Just Because

If it’s not the relationship of your dreams, let ‘em know and let ‘em go. The Golden Rule of Life (and existence) is that you should treat everyone the way you want to be treated. Same goes for dating. You don’t want someone to lead you on, just ’cause, right? You’re not doing any favors by playing the martyr. Trust.